Friday, July 1, 2011

WONDERLAND ADVENTURES

Kallista, Ann, and I had an adventure in Wonderland. Enjoy, and pray that you keep your brains, for they may explode because of the awesomeness.

You can find the original here on Derek's blog: http://dereklandy.blogspot.com/2011/06/end-of-world.html?commentPage=17
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Thalia: *wanders randomly through Blogland*

*trips and goes tumbling back down the rabbit hole*

Wonderland, here I come!
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Thalia: *continues to tumble down for quite a while*

*head is hit by a rock someone kicked down the rabbit hole*

*shakes fist*

OI! WATCH IT! THERE ARE PEOPLE - WAH

*crashes onto a soft mound of earth and grass*

*realizes she has been changed from her PJ's into a frilly Gothic Lolita dress*

Oh jeez.
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Kallista: *lurks in the shadows and eyes Thalia crazily dressed as the mad hatter*
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Thalia: *gets up and brushes off her dress, then starts down the random hallway in front of her*

We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz...

*comes to a small circular room lined with doors*

*tries and fails to open all the locked doors*

*finds a key on a small, glass table*

Huh.

*tries the key in all the doors, but they don't open*

Hm. Wait...

*finds a small, hidden door, about 15 inches high*

*tries the key*

Ah-ha! It works!

*feels like she is being watched*

*glances around*

*shrugs*

Now, how to get through the door....
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Thalia: *looks at the glass table again*

*finds a small bottle labeled "Drink Me"*

Well. It doesn't have ridges on the sides, so it's not poison. I might as well. But I've read this story.

*pockets the key*

No giant-making cake for me.

*drinks the contents of the bottle*
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Thalia: *nothing happens*

*frowns*

Wait, aren't I supposed to, y'know, SHRINK!?

*scowls*

*sits cross legged on the ground*

*room randomly floods with water*

Oh, yes, very classy.

*swims with the current*
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Thalia: *comes out at the edge of a forest, somehow still dry*

*finds herself surround by dinosaurs*

*turns and bows to the T-Rex*

Me: Hello good sir. Would you mind telling me where I am?

T.R.: If you participate in a Dinosaur Race, I will.

Me: Bring it.

*Thalia and all the dinosaurs line up and begin running around in circles, screaming and flailing their limbs*
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Thalia: *holds out hand to Kallista and grins*

Would you like to join my adventures?
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Kallista: Why Sure!

*grins and goes to take Thalia's hands*



*slips on a banana peel and shoots right past her, screaming crazily*





*stops abruptly as she crashes spread eagle against the wall*
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Thalia: ....

*peals Kallista off the wall*

*has her join the Dinosaur Race*
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Kallista: *screams crazily as she gets trampled by the dinos*



*jumps back up and chases then around in circles while shaking her fist angrily in the air*
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Thalia: *abruptly stops running*

*turns to the T-Rex*

Me: Now, tell us where we are.

T.R.: Well, about that....

*dinosaurs try to eat Kallista and I*

Me: *screams like a little girl*

Run!

*grabs Kallista and runs away crazily*
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Ann: *comes across random rabbit hole*

*tosses pebbles into it*

*listens closely for echo*

*hears... screaming... and roaring?*
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Thalia: *screams as pebbles hit her in the head*

OI!
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Kallista: *flips Thalia on her back and runs like the dickens away from the roaring beasts*


*grabs her trusty banana gun and fires rapid shots behind her as she goes*



*disgards the empty banana skins and races on*




*smiles as she hears the angry roars of the dino's as they loose thier footing from the banan peels*



REG
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Thalia: *laughs crazily at the sound of falling dinos*

Now! To find the Cheshire Cat and the March Hare!
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4 comments:

  1. *reads story over several times to try and make sense of what she read*
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  2. DINOSAUR RACE. WE MUST CONDUCT ONE OF THOSE AT RECESS WHEN SCHOOL STARTS.

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